慚愧的很...真是玉不琢,不成器...又有新的修改...

回答: 季襄的文字功夫很了得七彩奶油2010-10-08 17:20:49

人之初, At beginning of life,


性本善。 sex is wonderful.


性相近, All sexes are similar,


習相遠。 but there are numerous sexual habits. 


苟不教, If sex is not taught with righteousness   


性乃遷。 sex will gradually become disappointing.


教之道, The goal of teaching sex,


貴以專。 is to make sure that sex will be practiced with a sole partner.


昔孟母, In old days Mencius’ mother


擇鄰處。 relocate many times to avoid his son getting poor sexual influences.


子不學, She advised her son: “If you don't study hard,


斷機杼。 I will break your penis! ”


竇燕山, Mr. Dou in ancient Yan Mountain villages,


有義方。 had a secret recipe of sex teaching.


教五子, All of his five sons had gone through prestigious sex trainings.


名俱揚。Their sexual abilities were well recognized nationwide.  


養不教, If children are brought up without being taught sex,


父之過。 it is all their father's fault.


教不嚴, If sex is not taught strictly,


師之惰。 the teacher should be blamed.


子不學, If a kid refuses to learn sex,


非所宜。 that is absolutely not appropriate.


幼不學, If sex is not learned at youth,


老何為。 how could there be any sexual activities in adulthood?


玉不琢, If it does not receive fine instructions,


不成器。 penis will not become handy and useful.


人不學, If people do not study sex,


不知義。 they have no idea how beautiful life is.

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哈哈哈,哥還真是個較真的人 -七彩奶油- 給 七彩奶油 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/08/2010 postreply 18:01:11

嗯...這翻譯的活...看別人翻譯的文字覺得很 -季襄- 給 季襄 發送悄悄話 (54 bytes) () 10/08/2010 postreply 18:15:50

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wow,封你為英國文學,中國文學,比較文學教授。 -涮埽- 給 涮埽 發送悄悄話 涮埽 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/08/2010 postreply 18:26:17

聲明一下,這是涮埽讚揚季襄的跟帖 -七彩奶油- 給 七彩奶油 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/08/2010 postreply 18:30:50

淚流滿麵啊...俺的職稱問題終於解決啦... -季襄- 給 季襄 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/08/2010 postreply 20:17:15

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