醫院笑話集錦

在一本醫療雜誌上看到的笑話，沒翻譯，看原文更有意思。



A Collective From Medical Interview Records written by various paramedics, ER receptionists, and (we are afraid) a doctor or two at major hospitals.

• The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

• Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

• The skin was moist and dry.

• Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

• The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

• She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

• Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

• The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

• I saw your patient today, who is still under out car for physical therapy.

• The patient lives at home with his mother, father and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

• Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.

• Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

• She is numb from toes down.

• Exam of genitalia was completed negative except for the right foot.

• While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

• The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

• Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

• coming from Detroit, this man has no children.

• Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.

• Patient was alert and unresponsive.

• When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

所有跟帖： 

• 太逗了，就像前些天有人收集的（中文）語誤一樣 -mknc- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 12:56:10

• jenny 西紅柿有賣的嗎？多少錢一斤？ -mknc- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 12:57:32

• jenny 呢？俺要買西紅柿 -mknc- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 13:52:57

• 對不起您了,我這都自產自消了:) -jennytomato- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 14:27:08

• :))有趣. -婷婷~- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 13:45:32

• 律師水平的紀錄啊 / 終於知道加州血案的原因了 -40- ♀ (16 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 14:02:15

• hahaha, like them -lanatu- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2010 postreply 20:50:10

• a-lot-of new words and this one is funny. -movieday- ♂ (640 bytes) () 09/18/2010 postreply 21:12:23