私房語錄(45) 開學第一天

長長的暑假結束了。開學第一天放學回家，兒子看似有點燜騷樣。忍不住好奇，就去逗他：“有啥好玩的事，別偷著樂嘛。分享分享。”

“ Mr. Anderson changed his style after the summer break.” 他憋著嘴樂。
"So???"
"He shaved his head. He is bald now. "
"It sounds like he is a cool-looking guy. "
I guess it is because he can't bear to lose his hair any more. "

笑後感：大人不要以為小孩隻看到你酷的一麵，他們也能琢磨出你每晚對鏡自視時的獨白：））））

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"Mr. Bateman got a nick name as Batman."
"Make sense to me too."
"Today, in the Gym, he was seen talking to a girl student."
"So????? Teachers talk to students all the time at school. "
"The girl's name is Robin."

笑後感：綽號或馬甲也要潔身自好啊，否則被“豔遇”了，自己還蒙在鼓裏呢：））））

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兒子成績一直不咋的，這次居然混進了一個榮譽班。做母親的竊喜之餘，關心一把他的摯友---可愛的印度小阿三。

"Is Ramen in the Honor class too？”
“It is impossible. He is still in CP class.”
“Really? then you have to be modest. Make sure you don't hurt your friend's feelings when you play together."
"It is not a problem at all. Since neither of us cares about it in the first place."

歎一聲：子不學，斷機杼也是枉然，還不如讓那一江渾水任意流算了 ：（（（（（（

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