faint了,救救me。

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據說每個州都有雷人的法律,不知真假。找找你們州的,看你犯沒犯過。嗯,對了,聯邦法規定:雷死人不償命。


Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws
By: Annie Tucker Morgan

I’ve never claimed to have extensive knowledge of U.S. legislation throughout history, but it’s safe to say that I and most people I associate with are law-abiding citizens … or not. As it turns out, every state in this country has at least one wacky legal stipulation that could land residents in hot water if they don’t comply. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Alabama
It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska
Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.

Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

Arkansas
It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Colorado
It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).

Connecticut
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.

Delaware
It’s illegal to get married on a dare.

Washington, D.C.
It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.

Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Georgia
It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

Hawaii
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.

Idaho
A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.

Illinois
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Kansas
It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).

Kentucky
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

Louisiana
Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as aggravated assault.

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.

Maryland
It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).

Massachusetts
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.

Michigan
A woman may not cut her own hair without her hu*****and’s permission.

Minnesota
It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).

Mississippi
Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).

Missouri
Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.

Montana
It’s a felony for a wife to open her hu*****and’s mail.

Nebraska
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.

Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

New Hampshire
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

New Jersey
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

New Mexico
Females may not appear unshaven in public.

New York
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.

North Carolina
It’s against the law to sing off-key.

North Dakota
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Ohio
You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.

Oklahoma
It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.

Oregon
State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.

Pennsylvania
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

Rhode Island
You may not bite off another person’s leg.

South Carolina
If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.

South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Tennessee
Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.

Texas
You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Utah
It is illegal not to drink milk.

Vermont
Women must obtain written permission from their hu*****ands to wear false teeth.

Virginia
Tickling a woman is unlawful.

Washington
It’s illegal to pretend that one’s parents are wealthy.

West Virginia
If you make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge, you risk a six-month prison sentence.

Wisconsin
Unless a customer specifically requests it, margarine may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant.

Wyoming
Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.

This Court Is Adjourned
Whew! With all this legislation, it’s a wonder we’re not all sharing a prison cell right now. Granted, something tells me the Los Angeles Police Department has bigger fish to fry than popping people who dare to eat oranges while bathing, and that most people who saw me catching some shut-eye on top of a fridge in Pennsylvania wouldn’t call the cops on me, but you never know when you might come across that rare whistle-blower who wants you persecuted to the fullest extent of the law, so it’s probably better to be safe than sorry. The next time I tie up my elephant at a parking meter in Florida, I’ll be sure to bring a pocket full of quarters.

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俺發誓不去印第安納州了!!!!! -π- 給 π 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:11:29

不去印第安納州了:你到第等於多少啊? -lish- 給 lish 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:39:33

一言難盡啊。 -π- 給 π 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:57:59

無窮無盡吧! -LISH- 給 LISH 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 20:50:23

還有,怪不得猶太人不願去肯塔基。 -π- 給 π 發送悄悄話 (31 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:14:17

那要是坐飛機邊上一個猶太人,,, -1哥- 給 1哥 發送悄悄話 1哥 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:20:12

哇,這是joke吧? 去紐約誰還敢和朋友一起乘電梯? -白蘆- 給 白蘆 發送悄悄話 白蘆 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:38:36

和我一起坐吧,我不舉報,還會CPR。 -1哥- 給 1哥 發送悄悄話 1哥 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:43:55

哈,還得先把電梯裏的人先打暈才行啊,不然他們要舉報了 -白蘆- 給 白蘆 發送悄悄話 白蘆 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:58:46

不怕,咱倆站後排,想幹啥幹啥,他們都得向前看。 -1哥- 給 1哥 發送悄悄話 1哥 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 19:18:50

哇,真是冰雪聰明的1哥! -白蘆- 給 白蘆 發送悄悄話 白蘆 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 19:44:04

Indiana州的輪子都什麽樣兒啊? -40- 給 40 發送悄悄話 (48 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:43:21

基本上是3角形的我猜。 -1哥- 給 1哥 發送悄悄話 1哥 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 18:46:10

正方形的啊,4亞 -idiot94- 給 idiot94 發送悄悄話 idiot94 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 19:13:43

有理哈。 -1哥- 給 1哥 發送悄悄話 1哥 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 19:24:38

作為權威,俺說是這個樣的 -- 想滾都滾的不順溜: (圖) -π- 給 π 發送悄悄話 (92 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 19:55:14

哈哈,作為權威,大爺讓誰滾誰就得滾 -七彩奶油- 給 七彩奶油 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 09/04/2010 postreply 22:10:45

Arizona的不好笑。 大的cactus要很多年才可長大,現在是被保互的。 -熊貓媳婦- 給 熊貓媳婦 發送悄悄話 熊貓媳婦 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/10/2010 postreply 22:21:31

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