Irish author and Senator Richard Sheridan came back from a friend’s home, and went on street in London. He ran into two royal dukes who often disparaged the senator.
The two dudes said hello warmly, and one of them slapped on Sheridan’s shoulder: “Rich, we are just quarrelling that if you are more shameless or more stupid.”
“Ok.” Sheridan grabbed the two’s arms: “I believe that I am exactly standing between the two right now.”