What Happened?

Four friends from Peterborough spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.



Two days before the group is to leave Chris 's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.



Chris’s friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.



Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Chris sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.



Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"



"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"



I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes!



She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.





And then she said "do whatever you want."



So Here I am.

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• :))))))這個人回家以後一定會死的 -肥馬甲- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 14:45:26

• 有親身經驗？哈哈 -衝浪潛水員- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 20:54:51

• 這個人不回家，他老婆一定會死的 :) -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2009 postreply 07:02:31

• 回複：What Happened? -東門大俠- ♂ (50 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 17:10:49

• 離我家45 分鍾車程 -MNR- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 18:10:34

• 嗬嗬，趁火打劫，順手牽羊的主兒來了....... -π- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 18:33:18