逮兔子（搞笑故事）

　　洛杉磯警察局(LAPD)，聯邦調查局(FBI)和中央情報局(CIA)都試圖證明自己在破案方麵是最棒的。美國總統決定給他們一個測試。總統把一隻兔子放進森林裏，各個機構都必須逮住它。
　　
　　中央情報局進去了。他們在森林裏到處布置動物線人。他們審問所有植物和礦物證人。經過三個月的廣泛調查，他們得出結論：兔子不存在。
　　
　　美國聯邦調查局進去了。
　　
　　兩周後，他們找不到任何線索，於是他們放火燒了森林，殺死森林裏的一切生物，包括那隻兔子在內。他們毫無歉意，因為這一切都是兔子造成的。
　　
　　洛杉磯警察局進去了。
　　
　　兩個小時後就出來了，帶著一隻被打得半死的熊。這隻熊喊道：“我招！我招！我是兔子。我是兔子。”


Catch A Rabbit

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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• "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" -周立波♂- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 07:26:58

• 小懶熊- ♀ -lish- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 08:38:23

• （灰頭土臉的鑽出來）誰敢打俺？ -小懶熊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 22:53:25

• （拔腿想跑狀）不、不是俺，是米國那什麽LAPD -白蘆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/01/2009 postreply 17:26:45

• :D -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 07:38:22

• 是一隻兔子，還是三隻兔子？ -六仔兒- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 08:49:31

• 哈哈，俺以為就一隻，不過被FBI給燒死了，LAPD隻好以熊代兔充數了。 -白蘆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 08:55:05

• 這隻熊好像很耐燒啊。 -六仔兒- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 09:04:55

• 哎呀，俺忘了FBI把那片森林都燒沒了，那這隻熊應該 -白蘆- ♀ (72 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 09:15:48

• 你要把國足送進去，一分鍾兔子就自己跑出來了：我還是死了好。。 -半世- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 15:04:12

• 咦，怎麽個情況，國足這麽神奇？（圖） -白蘆- ♀ (85 bytes) () 11/30/2009 postreply 15:20:57