美國現在真的很糟糕。

We are in DEEP trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired.


That leaves 140 million to do the work.


There are 85 million in school.


Which leaves 55 million to do the work.


Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.


Leaving 15 million to do the work.


2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.


Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.


Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.


At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.


Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me.


And there you are,


Sitting on your ass,


At your computer, reading jokes.



Nice. Real nice.

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Who told you 160 millions retired? -LAChinese- 給 LAChinese 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/28/2009 postreply 23:38:41

i think he meant 160 million retarded. -tank- 給 tank 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 00:15:54

That's more precise! Probably moe than 160 million. -壇委書記- 給 壇委書記 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 05:26:21

So, 你倆人托起了整個美國,超人啊! -六仔兒- 給 六仔兒 發送悄悄話 六仔兒 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 01:23:14

大家太認真了,笑話嘛,不值得費腦細胞仔細推敲 -倪達業- 給 倪達業 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 06:45:02

haha , hai hao you ni he wo ~~~haha -點點兒- 給 點點兒 發送悄悄話 點點兒 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 06:51:58

Nice,Real nice.haha~~ -閩姑- 給 閩姑 發送悄悄話 閩姑 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 07:23:14

笑死啦!美國現在真的很糟糕!!! -feier- 給 feier 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 09:26:05

There's only you! -lish- 給 lish 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 11:39:37

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