Laugh Out Loud，節日快樂！(zt)

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1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife sa ys 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Hu*****and asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
!
5. Confident vs. confidentia

A young boy asks his Dad,
'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
Dad sa ys , 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?

Hu*****and: 'When I get mad at you, you! never fight back.
How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Hu*****and: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ..'

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• You will lose all your friends! :) -Badguytang- ♂ 給 Badguytang 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 19:53:15

• MM中秋快樂！！！ -Badguytang- ♂ 給 Badguytang 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 19:58:44

• 現實很殘酷啊！不是偷腥的就是報複的。愛在哪裏？ -六仔兒- ♂ 給 六仔兒 發送悄悄話 六仔兒 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 20:00:32

• 愛在哪裏？that's confidential! -洋八姐- ♂ 給 洋八姐 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 21:28:34

• I'm confident about that.！ -出來混，遲早要胖的- ♀ 給 出來混，遲早要胖的 發送悄悄話 出來混，遲早要胖的 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 06:17:16

• 哈哈哈哈哈！大笑中。。。節日快樂！ -AnitaM- ♀ 給 AnitaM 發送悄悄話 AnitaM 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 23:18:54

• 月餅吃了嗎？別怕胖，出來混，遲早要胖的 -出來混，遲早要胖的- ♀ 給 出來混，遲早要胖的 發送悄悄話 出來混，遲早要胖的 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 06:13:36

• 吃了，還吃了上海酥餅。 後者更好吃， 但前者有意義。 -AnitaM- ♀ 給 AnitaM 發送悄悄話 AnitaM 的博客首頁 (155 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 07:01:23

• 花好月圓 -500miles- ♂ 給 500miles 發送悄悄話 500miles 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 10:51:38

• 出來混，月餅遲早是要吃的～～ -金色的麥田- ♀ 給 金色的麥田 發送悄悄話 金色的麥田 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 14:07:38

• WIFE-->wild female... -走馬讀人- ♂ 給 走馬讀人 發送悄悄話 走馬讀人 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 18:15:13

• 謝謝樓上各位好友！今晚月色明亮，讓我們千裏共嬋娟！ -出來混，遲早要胖的- ♀ 給 出來混，遲早要胖的 發送悄悄話 出來混，遲早要胖的 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 18:41:28

• 好久沒看到這麽好笑的帖了，頂要胖的 -終於想通了- ♂ 給 終於想通了 發送悄悄話 終於想通了 的博客首頁 (27 bytes) () 10/06/2009 postreply 09:31:33

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