standard answer for the tough questions from the foreigner.

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks
giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as
human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.



Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the
world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq
and Afghanistan.



Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米諾爾族
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.


Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.


Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't around.

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