Get It Enlarged

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud hu*****and says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

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• "I'll talk to a doc to get it enlarged!" would be a better line -WriteItOut- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/02/2009 postreply 13:14:12

• And use this title:"Surprises of the wedding night" -WriteItOut- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/02/2009 postreply 13:19:25

• This might happen 50 years ago. Now people know each -LAChinese- ♂ (51 bytes) () 07/02/2009 postreply 14:41:00