婚姻篇之四-----家庭倫理與幽默係列終結篇（全文完）

婚姻篇（4）

離婚是為你老婆下一任的老公提供保障。（怪不得時下流行娶離婚富婆。）

Divorce provides security for your wife’s next hu*****and.

 

他老婆提出離婚，並要求得到結婚蛋糕的監護權。（結婚蛋糕屍骨未寒就離婚，未免太快了點。）

His wife sued for divorce and asked for custody of the money.

 

他們說她嫁給他是因為他爹留給他一大筆遺產。這是一派胡言。她是鐵定嫁給他了，才不管那一大筆遺產是誰留給他的呢。（有奶便是娘。有錢便是爹。）

They say she married him because his father left him a fortune. That’s a lie. She would have married him no matter who left him a fortune.

 

在好萊塢，友誼不會天長地久，通常都以婚姻而告終。（可能最後又都以離婚而告終！）

In Hollywood, friendships don’t last. They usually end up in marriage.

 

我隻不過想找個英俊和善解人意的好老公。我覺得這樣要求一位百萬富翁不算過分吧？（這不成了潘驢鄧小閑了麽？）

All I want is a hu*****and who’s good looking, kind, and sensitive. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for a millionaire.

 

婚姻是唯一你和敵人同床共寢的戰爭。（床頭打架床尾和。）

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

 

結婚前，我一直是自己的死對頭。（結婚後，配偶就是死對頭。）

Until I got married, I was my own worst enemy.

 

男人省錢的一個辦法，就是和他的第二任老婆先結婚。（帶著你的嫁妝，連著你的妹妹，趕著那馬車來！）

One way for a man to save money is to marry his second wife first.

 

數據表明，婚姻可以防止自殺。沒錯。數據同樣表明：自殺可以防止婚姻。（寧死不屈，好樣的！）

Statistics prove that marriage is a preventive of suicide. Yes. And statistics also prove that suicide is a preventive of marriage.

 

玩世不恭者：認為訂婚是走向離婚的第一步。（這可是萬裏長征的第一步啊！）

Cynic: A man who regards getting engaged as a first step towards a divorce.

 

結婚是離婚的主要原因。（離婚也成了許多結婚的理由呢！）

Marriage is the main cause of divorce.

 

所有跟帖： 

• 甭結婚，也不會離婚，瀟灑自在一個人多爽！可問題在於男人女人都想有個伴嘛。 -丹麥有我- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/29/2009 postreply 00:30:58

• 還結什麽婚啊！看了介個，簡直是結（束）婚（姻）篇啊 -笑比哭好- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/29/2009 postreply 03:51:35

• “結婚蛋糕”是怎樣翻譯出來的？ -mknc- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/29/2009 postreply 05:49:36

• 抱歉，和另一句混了。應該是wedding cake. -溫哥華失眠夜- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/29/2009 postreply 18:09:15

• 結了離，離了結，離結離結的就理解了~~ -講不清- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/29/2009 postreply 09:11:29

• 這個帖子有點冗長羅嗦了，偶爾來幾句話會比較精辟。：) -概不回帖- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/29/2009 postreply 10:57:39