爆笑：布什八年執政的尷尬瞬間
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2007年4月26日，布什總統和夫人勞拉在白宮玫瑰花園參加“瘧疾關注日”活動，布什總統及夫人勞拉被舞蹈演員邀請一起上台作即興表演。布什興致勃勃的敲打非洲鼓，並試圖和舞蹈演員學跳非洲傳統舞蹈。 （看第一夫人充滿欣賞的眼神！布什的表情真不賴。）
2、總統被“偷襲” Bush Gets Violated By a Turkey
resident Bush gets a surprise while pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey.
2001年感恩節期間，布什總統赦免一隻名叫“自由”的火雞，這隻火雞一下子撞向布什肚子。（火雞被免了死刑，一時激動……）
3、總統的獨特慶祝方式 Bush Gives a One-Fingered Victory Salute
During the later months of Bush's term as Texas governor, Bush tapes an interview at an Austin television station and flips off the camera.
還是德州州長的時候，布什先生對著攝像機來了個這樣的動作。（也太不雅觀了。）
4、總統，往哪兒逃！ Bush Has No Exit Strategy
President Bush tried to escape from a news conference in Beijing after facing hostile questions from reporters, only to be thwarted by locked doors.
在北京開新聞發布會的時候，被記者問到了敵對問題，總統拔腿想逃，結果門被鎖上了……（布什準是有過成功的經驗才敢這麽幹。）
5、 總統先生的害國大計 Bush Can't Stop Thinking of New Ways to Harm Our Country
President Bush declares, "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
總統先生說：“我們的敵人革命精神強，應變能力高，我們也是；他們從沒停止過想新點子破壞我們國家，我們也沒！”（學英語同學一定要學好否定表達，總統先生的錯誤咱犯不起。）
6、“我的小山羊”“撞倒了”雙子樓 Bush Reads 'My Pet Goat' During 9/11 Attacks
Bush sits in a Florida classroom on the morning of Sept. 11 reading "Met Pet Goat" to school children for 5 minutes after he was told that the second World Trade Center tower had been hit and that America was under attack.
2001.9.11早上，布什坐在學校裏給孩子們讀“我的小山羊”的故事。五分鍾後他獲知，世貿大廈已經被恐怖分子撞倒了。
7、總統先生，您真無聊 Bush Bores a Boy to Pieces
Watch amusing footage of President Bush speaking at a campaign rally while in the background a 13-year-old boy is seen yawning uncontrollably, twisting his head from side to side, checking his watch, and looking thoroughly bored.
布什演講慷慨激昂，卻把後麵一位13歲的小男孩給無聊壞了，一個勁的打哈欠、看手表，左顧右盼。
In his parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, Bush says "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter," punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock.
G8峰會結束後，布什將啟程回國，說了一句：“世界上最大的汙染源跟您說再見了！”邊說邊手舞足蹈咧嘴大笑，把旁邊的英國首相戈登布朗和法國總統薩科齊看得目瞪口呆。（總統先生真豪放誒！）
9、女王的百年再訪 Bush Says Queen Visited America in 1776
Bush inadvertently mocked Queen Elizabeth II, saying at a welcoming ceremony that she first visited America in 1776.
布什一不小心戲弄了伊麗莎白二世女王，一次歡迎會上，他說女王陛下第一次訪美是在1776年。
10、總統摔倒 Bush Falls Off Segway Scooter
President Bush falls off a Segway scooter, despite the fact that it is designed to be effortless and idiot-proof.
布什總統騎腳踏車一個趔趄摔了下來！要知道這種腳踏車號稱是毫不費力的“傻瓜型”哦。
