Why men don't write advice columns?

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here.

The other day I set off for work leaving my hu*****and in the house watching the TV as usual.

I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

I walked back home to get my hu*****and's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady .

I am 32, my hu*****and is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.

I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.

I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs... Lisa

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Dear Lisa:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.

Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.

If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

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• 沒錯！他找到出這個問題的根本原因了。(車不壞就不會有這個問題) -壇委書記- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/11/2009 postreply 08:22:22

• 看來車=男人, 修車和修理男人差不多! -金盞菊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/11/2009 postreply 08:57:47

• 打倒 -知識越多越敢動- ♂ (14 bytes) () 01/11/2009 postreply 13:42:21

• 嗯，美國的汽車工業被敢動打倒了，嘿嘿。 -壇委書記- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/11/2009 postreply 16:01:42

• ：)))Walter的答複很專業嘛。 -概不回帖- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/12/2009 postreply 07:58:09