寫給老板要求長工資的信

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!


Dear Bo$$


In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.



Your$ $incerely,


Norman $oh



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.


NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.


I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly

所有跟帖： 

• 丁！ -botong- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/05/2009 postreply 21:23:10

• 多麽和諧的勞資關係啊！ -TZMAN- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 03:54:06

• $$$$$$$$$ -紫色海洋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 06:24:11

• that was in my sweet dream last night :) -botong- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 06:29:09

• 這是我每天的白日夢:)))) -紫色海洋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 06:38:50

• 真是美女啊，俺可是隻有做夢的時候才不想這些東東。 -zych311- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 07:06:51

• se ah se ah -botong- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 07:26:07

• 這蔡是真情流露妮 :)) -講不清- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 07:40:03

• 我是坐家，沒有這種需求，轉帖，放上去之後才發現沒有注明，可改不了了。 -蔡真妮- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 08:51:24

• 應該說我有這種要求時，對我家領導不會這麽委婉，河東獅吼多直接 -蔡真妮- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 08:54:02

• 改名叫蔡獅獅吧 :)) -講不清- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 10:57:51

• 蔡猩猩人性化點。。。 -半世- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 11:07:01

• 二一添作五，改叫豺獅猩，夠人性。 -蔡真妮- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 21:18:12

• 悄悄問一下，我們地方小報好幾次轉貼你的文章，他們給你錢嗎？ -(_!_)- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 13:54:58

• 不給。 -蔡真妮- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 21:15:35

• 那你吃什麽啊，海外華人太流氓了 -(_!_)- ♂ (36 bytes) () 01/07/2009 postreply 11:39:30