三弟的笑話 10--- 18”Pizza

I was late for lunch and the only thing left that is barely edible to me was the lukewarm pizza. I got the pizza and started nibbling on it.

某白男:  Bigman, how is your pizza?

我:  No good; To be honest, worse than the cheap 18" pizza from Costco!

三弟: Hey, do your guys know the difference between a 18" Pizza and a young black man?

我: That's nonsense, how can you compare a human with a Pizza

三弟: Yes, I can!  A 18" pizza can feed a family, a young black man can't.

 

注： Feed 可以是讓xx吃飽， 也可以是養活xx。

 注：不代表我的種族觀。

所有跟帖： 

• 這小子沒被HR約談算他走運 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2025 postreply 08:56:22

• 這種笑話隻能私下說說 -newbigman- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2025 postreply 09:59:37

• 對，民不舉官不究，嗬嗬一下心照不宣 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2025 postreply 10:35:00

• 你們那邊黑人少？ -jianchi9090- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2025 postreply 10:36:46

• 非常少, 且基本上沒有交集 -newbigman- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2025 postreply 11:18:10

• 三弟是以前和黑人混得比較久？我工作的環境基本沒有黑人，我們好像沒有人想起和黑人有關的話題 -aguafresh- ♂ (527 bytes) () 04/21/2025 postreply 12:02:01

• we have several--- Security, main room, printing room. -newbigman- ♂ (42 bytes) () 04/21/2025 postreply 12:08:18