After Kitty Ate Doggy's Brain

After Kitty Ate Doggy's Brain
by CBA7

After kitty ate doggy's brain,
doggy said in kitty's dream:
"There is no such thing!"

P.S. My little poem was inspired by the poem below.

My Doggy Ate My Essay
by Darren Sardelli

My doggy ate my essay.
He picked up all my mail.
He cleaned my dirty closet
and dusted with his tail.
 
He straightened out my posters
and swept my wooden floor.
My parents almost fainted
when he fixed my bedroom door.
 
I did not try to stop him.
He made my windows shine.
My room looked like a palace,
and my dresser smelled like pine.
 
He fluffed up every pillow.
He folded all my clothes.
He even cleaned my fish tank
with a toothbrush and a hose.
 
I thought it was amazing
to see him use a broom.
I'm glad he ate my essay
on“How to Clean My Room.”

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• 我居然一句一句地讀完了。。。。 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 09:07:26

• 哈哈哈，你讀到最後的時候，笑了嗎？ -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 09:12:20

• 貓咪吃了狗的brain，是不是該貓咪清理屋子了？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 09:16:02

• 我寫的這個隻有3個句子的幽默小詩是獨立的，和下麵的那首美國人寫的幽默詩在內容上沒有關係，盡管是那首詩給我帶來了靈感。 -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 09:41:05

• 你是暗示狗狗沒腦子？ -500miles- ♂ (227 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 09:47:41

• No, this is not my point. -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 09:50:43

• 小貓吃了小狗的腦後，小狗在小貓的夢裏說：“沒有這回事！” 哈哈哈。 -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 09:48:35

• 看你們倆對話，就像是一個小貓和一個小狗在講話，互相搞不清。。。 -提問題- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 09:55:53

• 哈哈哈哈哈 -tea_fan- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 10:04:40

• 你搞清了嗎？，，，還是狗狗在夢裏告訴你什麽了？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 10:05:53

• 笑談家法伺候...... -tea_fan- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 10:32:06

• 我還沒開始搞呐 -提問題- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 10:39:58

• Maybe it will take 500 miles for him to figure it out. Haha! -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 10:07:26

• Hey, 500miles, I'm just kidding :) -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 10:09:32

• ok, I'm sweating -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 10:55:08

• 哈哈哈，you're so funny. Be sure to drink plenty of water :) -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 11:15:33

• Take care. Have a nice and fun day! -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 11:16:19

• 狗狗都知道寫essay的人在畫大餅 -紫色海洋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/31/2024 postreply 12:44:03

• You mean:“狗狗把essay當大餅吃了？” Good point! 哈哈哈！ -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/01/2024 postreply 10:09:11