看到老T的麵，想起了

一個joKE:

A rich american man had a ONS with an italian woman. A month later, the Italian woman told the rich man that she's pregnant. To protect his reputation and marriage, the rich man said, if you want, you can go back to Italy and have the baby, I would arrange a good amount of money for you and the baby, and support until the baby is 18. The italian woman was skeptical and asked, how can I notify you. Well, the rich man said, you can send me a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.

One day, about 9 months later, the rich man got home. His confused wife told him, there's a weird postcard for you. The rich man said, give it to me, and I will explain later. The rich man read the postcard, and his face turned red, white, and fainted. The postcard's written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce!!!"

 

所有跟帖： 

• 可以喲 三胞胎二男一女 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (18 bytes) () 01/13/2024 postreply 20:21:33

• 哈哈哈，這麽有才的娘，孩兒們差不了，“跟老婆商量商量一塊兒撫養吧” （引自老王來了） -tbd- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/13/2024 postreply 20:32:03

• 美國人的效率，高。 -wingreen- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 02:14:33

• 一位朋友在英國做生物研究，她告訴我，統計資料顯示，30%的親子鑒定是隔壁老王 -久經沙場的槍- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 02:35:55

• 能有70%不是老王就很不錯了，畢竟不懷疑老王的也不去做嘛 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 04:24:47

• 高，這是selection bias -過來人2- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 09:29:06

• 英國啥都貴，想省錢就裝迷糊。 -燕然山- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 12:31:07

• 啥？為了省錢，連房事都外包給隔壁老王？ -爪四哥- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 16:22:14

• 對，那70%的人都白花錢了，，:) -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 17:35:34

• 三人行必有老王。。 -小二哥李白- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 06:03:30

• 說文解字，旺One旺：兩個老王搞3P -爪四哥- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 12:58:41

• meatballs 哈哈哈 -爸爸的草鞋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 21:43:18

• 可以呀，一次三個！ -提問題- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/14/2024 postreply 21:48:41