因為對公司車輛檢查不周險些出大事故,俺被公司停職兩天。
那天將車送到auto shop然後回公司開備用車回家,都下班了公司沒幾個人,大老板衝了兩杯coffee和俺站在停車場聊天。
他問:Why are you working so hard, driving your van with bad brakes ? don't you want make it to 65?
我說 I don't know why I was so stupid, seems like I have nothing else to do but working.
他問:Still living with same woman?
俺說:Yep.
然後是沉默,然後是比俺小一歲的老板感慨: Getting old sucks.
俺說: No doubt about it.
把車開回家老伴兒以為我換了輛新車,俺告訴她差點兒出車禍把她嚇得夠嗆,趕緊讓俺連吃了四五個她做的月餅。
早晨 出門去取車發現得了一張ticket,$80!
原來這新車太長,後bumper出了driveway大概one foot.
到了auto shop老板對手下說:Chinese Kamikaze! 大家都笑了。
然後他給我看刹車片,說準備掛到牆上留個紀念。
我說:你TM別忘了我兩星期前才換的機油,你們是幹什麽吃的沒發現?Buy me a large coffee two cream no sugar to apologize to me!