真想通過股溝給她打個招呼

（Sunday)早上我當走到我的車去時，在停車場上邊上看到一個40多歲的女人在做以下兩種運動姿勢，真令人難以置信！我已多年沒看見我的？妻子做這種動作了。糟糕的是我無法靠近，我真的想通過她的股溝給她打個招呼！她快讓我腦衝血。

為什麽我看到了這百年一遇的場景，是不是因為停車場在森林中間的緣故還是純粹的幸運？那天我在河裏抓到一條25斤的魚，這同樣是一個奇跡，河裏通常沒有這麽大的魚。

When I was walking to my car in a parking lot this morning, I saw a white woman in 40s doing these two exercise postures on the edge of the lot, unbelievable! I have not seen my ?wife doing this for years. It's too bad that I could not get closer, I really wanted to say hi to her through her groin.

Is it because the lot is in middle of a forest, or I was just pure lucky?