Drive License Test
A red neck got an accident with his truck and had to retake the written test in order to get his license back. The tester asked him in which language the test should be, he reply America. The tester went back for long time and came back "I'm sorry letting you wait for so long, it's really hard to find one written in American" ,then she gave the paper to him. He looked at it and asked "What language is this?","American, do you ACTUALLY want it in English?". He said "We American do not speak English, we speak America!"