川總精力旺盛， 已指示司法部對熊貓快餐的“宮保雞丁為何雞肉如此稀少”展開全麵調查。

President Trump had ordered the Department of Justice to launch a full investigation into why Panda Express's Kung Pao chicken had so few pieces of chicken in it.

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-trade-war-update-trump-classifies-panda-express-as-domestic-terror-organization

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• Joke? -TalkToMi- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2025 postreply 09:15:10

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• 個人覺得，熊貓快餐現在的菜比以前做得好吃多了。 -uptrend- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2025 postreply 09:16:49

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