趣味中式英語

昨天在哪兒看到十句當選的中式英語, 今天找不到了, 搜到這幾句:
1.You ask me，me ask who？ 你問我，我問誰?
2.We two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰？ 
3.people mountain people sea 人山人海
4.Horse horse tiger tiger. 馬馬虎虎
5.Know is know, no know is no know. 知之為知之，不知為不知
6. As far as you go to die. 有多遠，死多遠
7. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 關於一場車禍的描述
8. Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放 
9. Four Glad Meatballs. 四喜丸子
10. Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子雞
11.Good good study, day day up. 好好學習，天天向上
12.Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放

13.If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條 14. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!  你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

所有跟帖： 

• laugh kill me -horse625- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2009 postreply 16:48:01

• 堅決不看！我原來上過當的，本來腦袋還算明白，一次無意中 -algebera- ♀ (118 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 15:15:36

• 哈哈。。。 -雨打梧桐- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 15:27:33

• long time no see也是從chinglish裏頭過去的 -lanyi- ♀ (63 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 16:41:28

• One"car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died!" -Aerie- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 16:48:20

• one car die 就好 -晴空驕陽- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 19:17:29

• 哈哈，很搞笑，冰花你.. -來自大涼山- ♂ (26 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 19:31:55

• 這個真把俺虎住了, 才明白: -魯冰花- ♀ (29 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 20:20:48

• 哈哈 -來自大涼山- ♂ (23 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 20:49:23

• you two very have fun -色書生- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 21:04:24

• 頂下，回隔壁看去，哈哈。 -sesame45- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2009 postreply 00:45:31

• 嘿嘿 -kangqilang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2009 postreply 06:11:42