趣味中式英語

昨天在哪兒看到十句當選的中式英語, 今天找不到了, 搜到這幾句:
1.You ask me，me ask who？ 你問我，我問誰?
2.We two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰？ 
3.people mountain people sea 人山人海
4.Horse horse tiger tiger. 馬馬虎虎
5.Know is know, no know is no know. 知之為知之，不知為不知
6. As far as you go to die. 有多遠，死多遠
7. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 關於一場車禍的描述
8. Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放 
9. Four Glad Meatballs. 四喜丸子
10. Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子雞
11.Good good study, day day up. 好好學習，天天向上
12.Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放

13.If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條 14. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!  你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！