阿娟（上海人講給上海人聽的故事 之三·雙語版）
（滬語）
儂勿要看阿娟現在嘎節棍，朝牢美國老公亨利狠3狠4格，奈伊調教了服服帖帖。儂勿曉得當初阿娟談朋友格晨光老嗲呃！
伊第一個男朋友姓張。有一天夜快底，兩嘎頭勒外灘軋馬路。
小張告伊講：“我請儂吃飯好伐啦，儂歡喜到啊裏去？”
阿娟眼睛一斜，嗲妹妹嘎一笑：“隨便儂呀。”
小張講：“格麽，肯德基好伐啦？”
阿娟又是嗲溜溜格一笑：“儂老幽默格。”
小張被伊笑得來心裏相橫7豎8格：“聽說東方明珠高頭格旋轉餐廳蠻靈格……”
阿娟又是一笑：“隨便呀，我又不挑呃。”
來勒東方明珠呃旋轉餐廳剛剛坐下來，一看價鈿，小張麵孔有點發綠，手心發汗，腳底發軟，但是伊心裏相想：今朝妄是妄勒，隻要伊勿點啥酒水……。
“走，儂想吃啥？隨便𢲡好了。”小張趁機慣一擊派頭，劄劄台型。
啥人曉得，阿娟假自假礙皺皺眉頭：“真觸氣，人家來叻減肥呀，我隻要一杯冰水……”
小張兩隻眼烏子瞪了老大，眼淚水也要急出來了：“儂幫幫忙好伐，格噠是自助餐呃！……”
（普通話）
你別看阿娟現在凶神惡煞地對美國老公亨利吹鼻子瞪眼兒，把他調教得服服帖帖。你不知道當初阿娟談戀愛時嗲（此字無對應普通話）著呢！
她第一位男朋友姓張。有一天傍晚，倆人在外灘壓馬路。
小張對阿娟說：“今天我請你吃飯吧，你喜歡去哪兒啊？”
阿娟眼睛一斜，嗲妹妹般的一笑：“隨便你呀。”
小張說：“那麽，去肯德基好嗎？”
阿娟又是嗲嗲的一笑：“你真幽默。”
小張被她笑得心裏七上八下的：“那，那聽說東方明珠上的旋轉餐廳不錯……”
阿娟又是一笑：“隨便呀，我是不挑剔的。”
剛在東方明珠上的旋轉餐廳坐下，一看價錢，小張臉上有些發綠，手心發汗，腳底發軟，但是他心裏想：今天豁出去了，隻要她不再點什麽酒類飲料……
“來吧，想吃點兒啥？隨便去拿。”小張趁機故作瀟灑，顯擺一下。
誰知道，阿娟假模假樣地皺皺眉頭：“真討厭，人家在減肥呀，就來一杯冰水好啦！”
小張倆眼珠瞪得老大，眼淚差點兒急了出來：“姑奶奶哎，這兒是自助餐哪！……”
（穀歌英語版）
Now you do not look juan vicious blow to the nose of the Henry children stare, when she was in love when the whine (the words do not correspond to Putonghua) go again!
Her first boyfriend, surnamed Zhang. One evening, two people shopping at the Bund road.
Xiao Zhang for juan said: "I ask you to eat it, you want to go ah?"
Juan eyes of a ramp-like whine sister smile: "Just you."
Zhang said: "Well, will you go to KFC?"
Juan is Diadia smile: "You're sense of humor."
Zhang Qishangbaxia the heart by her smile: "That, that I heard a revolving restaurant on the Pearl of the Orient ... well ..."
Juan is a smile: "Whatever, I'm not picky."
Oriental Pearl sat inside, although some of Zhang greenish face, palms sweating, feet weak, but he thought: This is ready to sacrifice, as long as something she does not drink alcohol ... ...
"Come on, you want some what? Casually bring it." Zhang took the opportunity to show off about.
Who knows, juan fake fake like mold frowned: "I hate, people lose weight ah, to have a glass of ice water right!"
Zhang boss both eyes wide with tears almost anxious out: "Aunt hey, here is where buffet! ... ..."
