If you don't have the balls to tell your co-workers that's fine

I won't need to tell them unless I know them and I would say it in a proper way therefore they'll accept it. I'm sorry but I'm not gonna adopt your approach of discourtesy. It seems necessary to ensure you that whether you're good or not doesn't concern me a bit. I don't know you and I might not want to know for what you are. I'm naturally happy despite of any given environment.
You seem to have exhausted each and every inch of your wisdom but still no go. It's clear that to get her data back,she would need professional help which has been suggested by someone you teased earlier on. You thought you were different but at the end, you fell into the catergory defined by yourself. I'm sorry but that's another bad news to you.