Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
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Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”
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