女同學的地理和南同學地理，很逗

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那個男生的翻譯有點不準哦。。。。go nuts

 

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! 

從18歲到24歲，女人像非洲–半開發、半荒野，土地肥沃，充滿了自然美!

 

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

在23到30之間，女人像歐洲–已經開發完成，開放交易，特別是對貨真價實的東西。

 

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

在31到35之間，女人像西班牙–熱情、灑脫、有孤芳自賞的傲氣。

 

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

在36到40之間，女人像希臘–有歷史痕跡的韻味，但仍然是一個讓人覺得溫馨而想去的地方。

 

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past...

在41到50之間，女人像英國–有著征服世界的光輝歷史...

 

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

在51到60之間，女人像以色列–經歷過戰爭，凡事不犯第二次錯誤，能把事情辦好。

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -  cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

在61到70之間，女人像加拿大–冷靜、矜持，但樂意與生人打交道。

 

After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

70以後，女人像西藏–充滿自然美，謎樣的歷史中有著歲月沉澱的智慧...

帶有冒險精神，和追求心靈智慧的渴望。

 

 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN(男人的地理)

 

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts

從1歲到80歲, 男人像伊朗–被一兩個瘋子統治著。

 

If he can live beyong 80, a man is like Mongolia - deserted, boring and unnoticed

假如他能活過80歲，男人像蒙古–荒蕪、無趣，沒人關注它。

所有跟帖： 

• 很逗 -森大眼- ♀ (43 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 19:05:02

• 非也。男人不是像地理，男人像 -FHZM- ♂ (84 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 19:05:43

• 更確切地說， -森大眼- ♀ (31 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 19:09:28

• 馬達加斯加。。。。 -lilipp- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 19:11:41

• 女人82，還能找28的虱子男嗎？ -森大眼- ♀ (91 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 19:18:39

• 。/。。 -森大眼- ♀ (4905 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 19:35:45

• 這中文翻譯真是哭笑不得。尤其是1,2. -999朵玫瑰- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 19:36:43

• open to trade 成了公開交易了。嗬嗬。 -999朵玫瑰- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 19:44:25

• 嗯。可不是 -lilipp- ♀ (53 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 19:56:26

• 回複：女同學的地理和南同學地理，很逗 -野生動物攝影家- ♂ (100 bytes) () 04/04/2012 postreply 21:02:20

• 酷! tibet - my dreamland! ;D -趙飛燕- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2012 postreply 02:05:28