"yuppie, ultra conservative, and rich"???
Quote from Wikipedia:
Yuppie (short for "young urban professional" or "young upwardly-mobile professional")[1] is a term that refers to a member of the upper middle class in their twenties or thirties.
What's wrong with that?
I have never heard of any relationship between Volvos and "ultra conservative". Back to 60s and 70s, most university professors were driving Volvos. They were nothing connected with Conservative. They were more liberal than others. In my part of country, Ultra-conservative drives Ford 150 or Chev. They hate any foreign cars.
By the way, most American and Canadian(specially in the wild wide west)know nothing about classic cars, they have no taste what so ever...do not learn from them.