A Chinese guy was visiting NY and was planning to see the Liberty Statue.
He checked checked the address and the telephone number and called a cab.
After he got on the cab, he forgot to bring the address, but only the telephone number and what was worse is that he didn't know how to call the Liberty Statue in English. So he talked to the driver: take me to the " Free Lady".
The Driver was so surprised and replied: hi, buddy, this is New York, nothing is free!
The guy said: How come? Here is the telephone number: one night s-e-x for free for free 1964343.