不知道誰比較喜歡這故事--男還是女？

A balding, white haired man from Naples, Florida, walked into a jewellery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.  He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000  ring.  The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweller said.

 

The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment  would be made and the man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my  check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."

On Monday morning,  the jeweller angrily phoned the old man and said,  "There's no money in that account!"

"I know",  said the old man,  "But let me tell you about MY GREAT  WEEKEND!!"

 

       

                See...  Not All Seniors Are Senile!

所有跟帖： 

• 可是照片裏男的女的差不多年紀呀？ -大財主- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:26:48

• 哦？那讓我帶上老光眼鏡再看看。 -huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:32:49

• 嗯，還是老薑辣，哈哈哈 -mmxi- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:30:20

• 你這麽說老薑必定很感激 -Huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:33:44

• 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈老東西！ -舞女- ♀ (93 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:32:42

• 犧牲色相為民除害 -Huskey- ♂ (39 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:36:38

• hiahiahia~~~黑社會的那種陰森的笑。。 -舞女- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:37:30

• 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈老東西！不過這一招太險： -托寶貓- ♀ (31 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:38:02

• 憋S膽小的，爽S膽大的。 -huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:40:04

• 聰明！ -Bluebell- ♀ (27 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:39:32

• 憋S膽小的，爽S膽大的。--Huskey -Huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:40:45

• 他還是沒有遇到高手。打佯之前女孩單獨返回來取走了戒指怎麽樣？ -舞女- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:42:37

• 換你是店老板，你會讓那個傻妞把戒指取走麽？ -mmxi- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:46:19

• 支票是老頭開的。跳了也是HOLD他。 -舞女- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:49:50

• 錢沒到手商店不會給吧 -huskey- ♂ (31 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:46:48

• 又學了一招。 -一片老薑- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:53:28

• 沒看到樓上有人說這正是你幹的？ -huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:57:17

• 這故事有意思？你騙我我騙你的。。 -京師燒刀- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 09:46:16

• 嗨嗨，不就是搞笑嘛 -Huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 10:15:26

• 哈哈哈~~ -紅袖添香老板娘- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 10:37:26