想起前陣兒在笑壇看的笑話:
一姐姐去買黃瓜,菜大媽很爽朗地問:'你買黃瓜是吃還是用啊?要是用我就給你挑兩根兒粗的...'
姐姐覺得菜媽很BH,就故意挑逗:'黃瓜還能用?怎麽用啊?'
菜媽瞟過一雙衛生球,純潔地說:'當然是切片敷臉啊,你還想怎麽用?'
姐姐舉著兩根兒粗黃瓜乖乖地去麵壁,嘴裏還念念有詞:'我敷臉,我敷臉...'
羅班,你懂的...
想起前陣兒在笑壇看的笑話:
一姐姐去買黃瓜,菜大媽很爽朗地問:'你買黃瓜是吃還是用啊?要是用我就給你挑兩根兒粗的...'
姐姐覺得菜媽很BH,就故意挑逗:'黃瓜還能用?怎麽用啊?'
菜媽瞟過一雙衛生球,純潔地說:'當然是切片敷臉啊,你還想怎麽用?'
姐姐舉著兩根兒粗黃瓜乖乖地去麵壁,嘴裏還念念有詞:'我敷臉,我敷臉...'
羅班,你懂的...
• 你倒活在世外桃源呢!毒黃瓜毒害了上千德國人了,全國都談黃瓜色變:⦅ -玉珠- ♀ (80 bytes) () 06/03/2011 postreply 08:12:13
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