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在精神科經常能見到病人自認為是林衝，是觀音大士，或者是法輪大師，最多見的還是覺得自己是耶穌再生。有一天，精神科辦了個小組治療活動，請一些病人過來。正活動著呢，有個精瘦的小個子竄上桌子，大呼“俺是耶穌！”，不巧的很啊，同組還有另一個病人也覺得自己是耶穌，更麻煩的是這個人長得虎背熊腰，跟江湖上傳說的老飄體型差不多，至少二百多磅。“老飄”也跳上桌子，熊眼圓睜，逼視著小個子，惡狠狠道“灑家才是耶穌！”小個子大吃一驚，以前哪見過這陣勢啊。不過，這小子來得還真快，腦筋一轉，說出一句話來，差點把邊上幾位笑噴了：“那我就是嬰兒耶穌！”滑稽的是，從那以後，這瘦小子再也不提自己是耶穌，一門心思認定自己是嬰兒耶穌了。
英文版（內容更豐富）：
Baby Jesus
It is a very common theme among the schizophrenic patients, bipolar manic patients, and patients with psychotic symptoms to think that they are the God, Jesus Christ, Jesus second, Jesus reappear, or Holy Prophet Muhammad, messenger for Jesus and so on. Most "normal" people, especially those well trained professional mental health workers, regard these beliefs as part of the patient's hyper-religious grandiose thought. How can we prove that we are right and the patients are wrong in believing they are the God or the prophet? How do we know that Muhammad is a true prophet and that what he heard from the God is real, and not just auditory hallucination or plain malingering? How do we know that Jesus has really existed in the past, exists now, and will exist forever? We can show no proof, just like no psychotic patient can show a proof. Interesting enough, Muhammad and the psychotic patients all believe that what they heard is true. The difference is some psychotic patients with better insight can realize at times that what they heard were in fact hallucination, but Muhammad had never mentioned that he could be hallucinating and what he held true might just be the effect of some wired substance that he happened to ingested for God who knows what reason.
Any way, when most people believes that there is a God, we who do not believe will simply agree that the other people has a freedom to believe in something that can not be proved to be existing, as long as this belief is regarded to doing good, not doing harm to the society. We will not and we do not dare to label those religious people as hallucinating.
For those who do not like boring discussion, here is a hilarious story:
Once upon a time, there was a mental health clinic. All kinds of interesting patients come and go, some believed himself be Michael Jordan, some believed himself to be Bill Gates, and, not surprising at all, there are a couple of them believed themselves to be Jesus Christ. On one day, a group meeting is hold in the clinic for these patients. A pretty short and thin guy suddenly jumped onto the table and announced to the group that he is Jesus. He has done this before, and never had a problem. But unfortunately it is different this time, because there is another guy in this group also self identified as Jesus. Even more unfortunately, the second guy is much taller and stronger than the first guy. The big guy jumped onto the table too, stared into the small guy’s eyes and confronted: “I, am Jesus!” This is really surprising for the small guy, he stunned there for few seconds, and then replied firmly “then I am baby Jesus!” The doctor holding the group almost burst into laughter for this fast and clever response. “It seems that he still has some insight.” , the doctor thought. Since that day, that guy was kind of cured; he never claimed he was Jesus again. Instead, he has truly believed that he was Baby Jesus, and he has lived happy since then, forever.
That is the story of the creation of a Baby Jesus. —The end.
