小酒冒泡(20)

**小酒如今的中文，那叫今昔非比。

某天，有點流鼻涕。

酒媽提醒：有鼻涕嗎？

酒：當然有。

媽：快來，讓媽媽擦擦。

酒：不用，自己擦了。

媽：擦哪兒了？

酒：擦臉上呢。

 

**吃水果，小酒的分配原則："Mommy has a big one, because mommy has a big mouth. I have a small one， because I have a small mouth."

前有孔融， 後有小酒。

 

**在playground玩，小酒很煩媽媽隨時監視警告，"Don't follow me. I'm a big girl now. You, go the other side, stay there. I go this way."

才2歲半呀，就開始嫌棄老媽。

 

**小酒知道自己two and half後，開始打聽酒媽的秘密："How old are you, mommy?"

"I'm 40, very old."暗自傷感，俺小酒才會數到29，不明白40是多麽巨大的數目。

"No, you are not old! You're a big girl like me. Only grandma is old."還有比這更甜心的安慰嗎？

 

**從中國回來後，早上去daycare總要哭一會兒，"No school today, I want to stay home with mommy."

某天突然不哭了，問她何故。

小酒長吐口氣，"Because------- today is happy Friday!"

聽聽小酒的日曆，很人道， Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, 三天打魚兩天曬網，五天工作日連小孩都抱怨。

 

**小酒吃桔子，桔汁被擠到眼睛裏。小酒揉著眼抗議，"Gee, why the orange pee-pee in my eyes?"

酒媽聞言大笑，小酒嘻笑，"That's funny, en-en?"

**小酒四肢著地跳過來，”I’m a frog, kiss me, kiss me!”

Why? 雖然酒媽很樂意親親這隻青蛙。

“I want to be a princess.”

看來小酒把故事人物顛倒了，酒媽更正，”A frog can only turn into a prince, after the princess kisses him.”

小酒站起身，”That’s a silly frog.


**”Mommy, can you get a star for me?”

酒媽找了個star sticker 給 小酒。

“No, I want the star in the sky.”

什麽時候摘星星的任務落到酒媽頭上了？”That’s too high, I can’t reach it.”

小酒替酒媽出主意，”You can take airplane , go to the moon, jump to the star.”

酒媽還不知道自己原來是外星人。

[yuner]

小酒好可愛,哈哈...蠻有見解--獨特地!
周末愉快!

[瓜子兒]

哈哈哈,這小腦袋瓜裏的主意真不少唉!可愛!

[xingxingmom]

這個可愛的小酒，
orange pee-pee,
哈， 哈.......