百味小酒(2)
(2009-07-18 19:36:35)
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**總愛玩酒媽的眉筆口紅粉餅,但一般不敢往臉上搗鼓。
某天酒媽正收拾,聽見小酒樂出聲,一看,眼簾到眉頭長出兩堆草-----眉毛畫成了90度,小酒還眨吧眼睛左右扭頭審視自己的妝容呢。
**排骨麵條,小酒隻肯使勁吃肉,邊吃邊啊嗚啊嗚學老虎叫。
酒媽勸:來,老虎也吃口麵條。
“No, Tiger only eat 排骨,no 麵條”
酒媽追問:你怎麽知道老虎不吃麵條呢?
“Because, because, 沒人給它煮麵條呀。”
**小酒最近不時冒句,“I wish we are good friends.”
酒媽就給個hug, 肯定“Yes, We’re good friends, best friends.”
小酒還懷疑,“But, sometimes----Mommy is not good. Sometimes----I think we are not good friends.”
Sometimes, 你還小魔頭,sometimes, 你還能把人氣得吐血呢。
**逛店時,小酒抓到喜歡的衣服書DVD就不放手。酒媽讓她每次隻能選一樣。
小酒總是十分肯定地拿一樣,走出不到10步就變卦,“I Think I like that one.”
換過來,沒到5秒鍾有後悔了。
來回幾次,酒媽最後通牒,“You have to make a decision, which one?”這反複不定的態度太不象酒媽了。
小酒就耍賴,“But I want all of them. I don’t want to make a decision.”
拉鋸的結果,基本都是酒媽超支。
**讀書, 最後成人的兒子抱著又老又病的媽媽邊搖邊唱:
I’ll love you forever,
I’ll like you for always,
As long as I’m living,
My mommy you’ll be.
唱得酒媽有點心酸。
小酒指著老婦問,“Who is this 老奶奶?”
“媽媽呀,the little boy grew up and the mommy got older and older.”
“No! This is grandma, Mommy will not get old forever, Remember?”
**傍晚總打雷下雨,小酒怕打雷,一寸都不願離開酒媽懷裏。
一次酒媽正洗澡,小酒慌慌張張衝來,非要拉開玻璃門進來,“It’s lighting, thunderstorm, You can’t leave me outside.”
後來,一聽打雷,就嚴肅地命令酒媽:You can not take a bath.