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當清風送來一抹草籽的芬芳,我驀然忘了憂,歡天喜地起來。
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One liners-ZT

(2008-05-05 00:30:48) 下一個


Grandma tells like it is:

"Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge."

"Don't believe everything you think."

"Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of needs."

"If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth."

"Before you came along, we were hungry, now we are fed up."

"You are not yourself today. I notice the improvement immediately."

"Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?"

"Don't let your mind wonder, it's too small to be let out on it's own."

"You really are as pretty as a picture, I'd like to hang you."

"I like to give you a going away present, first, do your part."

"I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?"

"Life is too short to dance with ugly guys."

這些‘one liners' 是果果兒送給我讓我開心的,很喜歡。
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歌兒 回複 悄悄話 很高興大家喜歡我喜歡的東西,文字是果果兒收集了送給我的,圖片是從我珍藏的圖片庫裏找出來的,我也很喜歡這個小胖小子,一副很苦惱沒奶吃的樣子,哈哈。

David:難得你浮上來冒個泡,還帶著雲山霧罩的照片,應該大力鼓勵一下。:))
liketoread 回複 悄悄話 最喜歡那小小子!
warmginger 回複 悄悄話 "You are not yourself today. I notice the improvement immediately."
Ha ha :-)
punny 回複 悄悄話 haha, like the last one best :)
mycereal 回複 悄悄話 小胖子真好玩!
我就是 回複 悄悄話 好乖阿!喜歡!
那個果果兒送你這個的時候,我也瞟了些,有意思阿
赫赫,放到這裏,我可以仔細讀了,真的有趣呢
南山鬆 回複 悄悄話 Very cute.
davidjtao 回複 悄悄話 Ha...for those write blogs in the office, their Sha Fa belongs to who stays overtime in the office...New place is nice place indeed!
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