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Grandma tells like it is:
"Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge."
"Don't believe everything you think."
"Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of needs."
"If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth."
"Before you came along, we were hungry, now we are fed up."
"You are not yourself today. I notice the improvement immediately."
"Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?"
"Don't let your mind wonder, it's too small to be let out on it's own."
"You really are as pretty as a picture, I'd like to hang you."
"I like to give you a going away present, first, do your part."
"I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?"
"Life is too short to dance with ugly guys."
這些‘one liners' 是果果兒送給我讓我開心的，很喜歡。 |
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