甜點 - 我家的黃笑話

通常老婆負責點飯後甜點，老公負責按單備料製作。

某晚，酒足飯飽，天色已晚，老婆突覺腸胃又有空位，正適合甜點停放.

LP：What's for desert?
LG: I didn't get order for desert so I didn't buy anything to bake.
LP: Well, but I have some room for desert!

老公無奈起身，搜索廚房半晌，一臉壞笑返回：
LG:Here is your F***ing desert!

老婆拿起一看，一leftover donut圈，中間一節香蕉，上麵一層whipped cream...