ZT: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN (女人的地理)

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

從18歲到24歲,女人像非洲–半開發、半荒野,土地肥沃,充滿了自然美!

 

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

在23到30之間,女人像歐洲–已經開發完成,開放交易,特別是對貨真價實的東西。

 

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

在31到35之間,女人像西班牙–熱情、灑脫、有孤芳自賞的傲氣。

 

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

在36到40之間,女人像希臘–有歷史痕跡的韻味,但仍然是一個讓人覺得溫馨而想去的地方。

 

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past...

在41到50之間,女人像英國–有著征服世界的光輝歷史...

 

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

在51到60之間,女人像以色列–經歷過戰爭,凡事不犯第二次錯誤,能把事情辦好。

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

在61到70之間,女人像加拿大–冷靜、矜持,但樂意與生人打交道。

 

After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

70以後,女人像西藏–充滿自然美,謎樣的歷史中有著歲月沉澱的智慧...

帶有冒險精神,和追求心靈智慧的渴望。

 

 

 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN(男人的地理)

 

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts

從1歲到80歲, 男人像伊朗–被一兩個瘋子統治著。

 

If he can live beyong 80, a man is like Mongolia - deserted, boring and unnoticed

假如他能活過80歲,男人像蒙古–荒蕪、無趣,沒人關注它。

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在61到70之間,女人像加拿大–冷靜、矜持,但樂意與生人打交道。 -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (51 bytes) () 06/12/2012 postreply 20:03:04

Insurance agent, realtor, wealth manager -hammerheadshark- 給 hammerheadshark 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/12/2012 postreply 20:38:46

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece -hammerheadshark- 給 hammerheadshark 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/12/2012 postreply 20:16:26

Creeks - Broke, desperate, falling apart and in need of bailouts -hammerheadshark- 給 hammerheadshark 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/12/2012 postreply 20:19:30

鯊魚兄見解獨到,不錯嘛,喝多了嗎?小心被速速拿下。 -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/12/2012 postreply 20:36:45

All newspapers say so. -hammerheadshark- 給 hammerheadshark 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/12/2012 postreply 20:40:14

我老了,無所謂了,你們還年輕。世界是你們的。 -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/12/2012 postreply 20:43:47

He,he,he...put me in your will. -hammerheadshark- 給 hammerheadshark 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/12/2012 postreply 20:55:48

這個嘛比較難為,算命的說我能活到200歲。 -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/13/2012 postreply 16:36:52

鯊魚兄活到199肯定沒問題,不過我今天下午開始感覺有點活膩了,所以我考慮你的建議。 -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/13/2012 postreply 19:43:04

:-) -Lucidus- 給 Lucidus 發送悄悄話 Lucidus 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/13/2012 postreply 20:23:59

In that case, it is time to write a murder story. -hammerheadshark- 給 hammerheadshark 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/13/2012 postreply 21:14:46

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