Soccer joke: An empty seat in World Cup final

A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.

The man: “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”

The guy: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”

The man: “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?”

The guy: “No…they are all at the funeral!”

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• 本來要哭了-,,看到最後一句不禁笑了-:))。。。。。 -青鬆站- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 16:03:48

• 是噠，這樣的笑話，才有張力。：）） -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 16:35:48

• 哈哈，這是真球迷。美壇除了鬆鬆， 和偽球迷我，還有喜歡足球的那誰，那誰誰，趕緊出來走兩步呀 LOL -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 16:11:26

• 喜歡車路士的小馬-:))。。。。。 -青鬆站- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 17:30:20

• 說到足球, once upon time,一老太第一次看電視就是足球賽，說“不就一個球嗎，別爭了，俺給娃兒們一人買一個。 -古樹羽音- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 16:49:56

• 哈哈，古樹老師有錢銀呀。。 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 16:54:44

• 這個笑話的“設計”極佳，哈哈哈。 -唐宋韻- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 17:55:36

• 哈哈，有趣！ -衛寧- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 18:15:01

• 這應該是黑色幽默 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 20:50:19

• 哈哈哈，太搞笑了，謝謝老李分享。 -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/20/2023 postreply 08:30:49