30年，
我終於還清房貸，
按時住進了養老院。
- Thirty years,
- Eventually, paid off mortgage,
- Moved into a nursing home on time.
早上起來
狀態不錯
去看看醫生吧
- Woke up in the morning,
- Felt good,
- I can go to see the doctor.
這些都是日本的老人家寫的三行詩, 看起來好像挺有趣的, 細品竟然慢慢都是無奈和感傷
他們之所以寫下這些詩句, 是因為一個叫做“銀發川柳”的比賽, 這個比賽從2001年就開始舉行,
- These are three-line poems written by Japanese old people. They seem to be very interesting, but the details are gradually helpless and sentimental. The reason why they wrote these verses is because of a competition called "Yinfa Chuanliu", which has been held since 2001.
懷舊金曲
對我來說都太新了
唱不來
- Nostalgic golden songs,
- All too new to me,
- Can't sing.
真好吃啊
雖然忘了
剛剛吃了什麽
- Delicious!
- Forgot though,
- What I had just eaten.
偷吃孫子的糖
死不承認
嫁禍給貓
- Steal grandson's candy
- Never admit it.
- Blaming the cat.
開始斷舍離的妻子
把目光
投向了我
- Starting break-away, wife
- Turn her eyes
- Toward me.
老婆子啊
把對狗子的愛
分一點給我吧
- oh, old lady
- Share your love to the dog,
- A little to me
曾經想要的自由和時間
現在
多到手足無措
- The freedom and time I ever wanted
- now
- Too much to deal
生日了
吹蠟燭時
吹出了低血壓
- Birthday
- When blowing candles
- Blow out hypotension
比預計的
活得長
結果超出保險年限
- Lived longer
- Than expected
- Exceeds the insurance period
能溫暖地迎接我的
現在
就隻有坐便器了
- What can greet me warmly
- now
- Only the toilet
“你的名字是？”
在老人聚會的時候
也成了流行語
- "Your name is?"
- During the old people's party
- Has become a buzzword
看ipad時
習慣性一邊舔手指一邊滑動
被孫子罵了
- When watching ipad
- Licked fingers while sliding as used to.
- Scolded by grandson
明明已經睡著了
卻被叫起來
吃了安眠藥
- Obviously asleep
- But was called up
- To take sleeping pills
等了三個小時
醫生確診的病因是
“年紀大了”
- Waited three hours
- The doctor's diagnosis is
- "Getting old"
站了起來
“我要幹嘛來著”
又坐了回去
- Stood up
- "What am I doing?"
- Sat back again
所謂的年邁
就是不斷增加的藥片
和逐漸衰退的記憶
- So-called old age
- Is the increasing number of pills
- And declining memories
聽了三次
還沒聽清楚
就要微笑著假裝聽懂了
- Listened three times
- Haven't heard clearly
- Need to smile and pretend to understand
無宗教信仰的
現在一個個
都在祈求神明保佑
- Non-religious
- Now one by one
- Are praying for God's blessing
要是沒點病
去參加老人會
就沒有共同話題了
- If it's not sick
- Go to the elderly meeting
- There is no common topic
東京奧運會
我是在哪裡看呢
天上還是地上
- Tokyo Olympics
- Where do I watch?
- In heaven or in the earth?
讓大家都舒心的秘訣
就是
不要講話
- The secret to make everyone feel at ease
- that is
- Don't talk
“不幹了”
去檢查一次
就多出一種病
- "Quit it"
- Go check once
- Just one more disease
鄰居家的狗
看了我的素顏
後退了幾步
- Neighbor's dog
- Looked at my bare face without makeup.
- Took a few steps back
防漏尿墊
吸走了我的地位
也吸走了我的尊嚴
- Leak-proof urine pad
- Sucked my position
- Also sucked away my dignity
老伴還在的
就隻有我了
妻子感嘆道
- Spouse is still alive
- Only me
- Wife sighed
耳朵不好使
那些想要騙我錢的人
應該也很困擾吧
- Hearing is poor
- Those who want to cheat me
- It should be troublesome too
過了古稀之年
照鏡子時
感覺看到了我媽媽
- After 70 years old
- When looking in the mirror
- I see my mother
睡個懶覺起來
我發現
家人在確認我的脈搏
- Sleep in
- I found
- My family is checking my pulse
身體檢查完之後
妻子對我很溫柔
這點令人害怕
- After the physical examination
- Wife is very gentle to me
- This is scary
以前反複確認還有沒有感情
現在反複確認的
是還有沒有呼吸
- Used to repeatedly confirm whether I still have emotion
- Now repeatedly confirm
- Is there still breath
拍了遺像
但是笑的太過了
用不了
- Took a portrait for funeral.
- But overly laughed
- Can't use it
97歲作者:
理想型是
比我大的女性
現在已經沒有了
- The ideal type is
- Women older than me
- Can't find anymore
飯吃到八分飽
還有兩分
用來吃藥
- I do 80% full for meal
- Save 20%
- For medicines
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