【笑鬧美壇】My Ode To FOMO

 

股海無涯，那裏是家？

The sea of stock trading is boundless. Where are you sailing to? Are you coming home soon or keep on pursuing that forever missing holy grail? 

 

 

 

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In this era of endless Fed support and government-sponsored Ponzi scheme （FOMO/YOLO/ZIRP/NIRP), it is tough to be a value investor and sit tight on your hands. The poem below was written by a hedge fund manager. It has many finance and trader jargons but is only half sarcastic.

BGM is by Rod Steward. 

 

 

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(Copyright: Vineer Bhansali, ASCAP)

 

You told me to save my money
Put it in a pot and watch it like honey
But when I opened the pot
Relatively speaking there wasn’t a whole lot

I should not have listened to you
So clear you did not have a clue
I should have done what my neighbor did
Throw caution to the wind and throw in a bid

You made fun of the day trader
You said it will be different later
Like a fool I listened and got stuck in slo mo
Now I am so much happier with FOMO

I know you will be right in the end
You tell me not to borrow and not to lend
But I won’t listen anymore to your no no
I think I will buy some call options and just FOMO

 

 

 

所有跟帖： 

• 沙發 -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 16:46:38

• 澤班總算來了，太喜歡你讀英文了，不懂不懂，jargon一概不懂，但是絲毫不妨礙我聽你韻味十足的英文朗讀：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 16:56:24

• YOLO is the new FOMO! -擇木而棲- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 16:59:22

• BGM特別喜歡，配股海好合適，No No，FOMO，聽起來好有意思：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:01:56

• 詩寫得太好了 -秋日晴天- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:03:25

• Sell in May, walk away..... -喜喜哈哈- ♀ (86 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:05:00

• 好詩好誦讀！股海裏揚帆！ -花兒解語2021- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:18:52

• 好專業的朗誦，聽起來很享受。讚！ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:37:59

• 教授太厲害了，這麽多術語。朗誦的聲音很有磁性！BGM也喜歡。 -俏君- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 23:07:43

• 完全不懂股票的事，隻知道朗讀有味BGM好聽！ -愛聽歌的奧黛麗- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 00:38:41

• 好詩 -jerseyhill13- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 05:11:03

• 讚澤西好聲音好朗誦！很會選背景音樂：） -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 11:38:50

• 好音聲，好朗誦，真好聽！ -天邊一片白雲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 13:32:32

• 疫情期間的股票讓人眼紅心跳 -樹的花花世界- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 13:45:45

• 朗誦好好聽！ -moiausis- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 14:05:03

• 疫情期間的股票讓人眼紅心跳 - 樹的花花世界 - +1 前天的狗狗直接飛 -天山晨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 16:32:35

• 我航行在風平浪靜的基金小池塘裏，撈點小蝦或小蝸牛什麽的 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 17:33:40

• 恭喜澤西。首頁進來，謝謝網管，笑鬧美壇 My Ode To FOMO 推薦成功：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/19/2021 postreply 16:14:27

• 太感謝美風了。這個題材很小眾的 -擇木而棲- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/19/2021 postreply 16:49:06