Seriously I am joking , God is a Civil Engineer

ZT

One joke: edited by me

Four university engineering students were sitting around one day trying to figure out what kind of Engineer God is.

The mechanical engineering student says "I think God is a Mechanical Engineer, look at God's creation of human body, the joints, levers, and muscle and sense of balance." The other three nod their heads and say "Yeah, could be."

The electrical engineering student says "I think God is an Electrical Engineer, look at  the nervous system and neural network, such sophisticated wiring can only be done by an electrical engineer" The other three nod their heads and say "Yeah, could be."

The chemical engineering student says "I think God is a Chemical Engineer, because of hormonal balances and metabolism." The other three nod their heads and say "Yeah, could be."

At last the civil engineering student snaps his fingers and shouts out "I know, God MUST be a Civil Engineer!"

The other three ask "Why?"

"Well" says the fourth engineer, "who else would put a waste water drainage right through a prime recreational area?"

One serious:  Safety NO. 1

Poem: I CHOSE TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY

By DON MERRILL

I could have saved a life that day
But I chose to look the other way.
It wasn't that I didn't care,
I had the time and i was there

But I didn't want to seem a fool,
or argue over a safety rule.
I knew he'd done the job before
If I spoke up he might get sore.

The chances didn't seem that bad
I'd done the same, he knew I had,
So I shook my head and waled on by,
He knew the risks as well as I.

He took the chance, I closed an eye,
And with that act, I let him die.
I could have saved a life that day,
But I chose to look the other way.

Now every time I see his wife,
I'll know I should have saved his life.
That guilt is something I must bear,
But it isn't something you need share.

If you see a risk that others take,
That puts their health or life at stake,
The question asked or thing you say
Could help them live another day.

If you see a risk and walk away
Then hope you never have to say,
I could have saved a life that day
But I CHOSE to look the other way

 

所有跟帖： 

• Thanks. Too bad I didn’t understand what dose civil engineer mea -小公主- ♀ (234 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 04:06:06

• 土木工程師 -若初坐看雲起- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 05:37:11

• Great! Keep on your innocence -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 12:07:48

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• 萬分感謝大美女大音樂家大作妖師美風! 這個笑話有點小小葷，我現在讀不了詩，我的聲音灰常crappy -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 12:22:33

• LOL。你要不說還真沒明白：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 13:56:17

• 為什麽這裏叫美語世界? 專門交流美式英語? -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 13:01:03

• 美語，就是美妙的英語，簡稱“美語”：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 13:57:12

• 慚愧， 我總是full of shit -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 14:02:39

• 哈哈，貧嘴是我的擅長，真開心你來美壇：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 14:08:01

• :-) cheers, 你一直讓所有人都開心 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 16:28:58

• 移花大師總是很幽默！ -才歌- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 07:46:15

• Born to be funny. .. -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 12:28:22

• Born to be full of fun：) -若初坐看雲起- ♀ (127 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 15:00:06

• 哈哈，who else would put a waste water drainage right through.... -沿途美景- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/03/2020 postreply 21:33:54

• 恭喜花董。首頁進來，謝謝網管，花董編輯的笑話成功掛首：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/04/2020 postreply 09:01:29

• 都跑這兒來了 -可惜我是-水瓶座- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/04/2020 postreply 09:40:54

• 哈哈哈，都跑哪來了？：）熱烈歡迎大美女水瓶駐足美語世界壇！這裏有感恩節活動通知，三星期準備，一定參加哈：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (180 bytes) () 11/04/2020 postreply 09:53:40

• 今天首頁早晨跑的格外快，花董是不是都沒看到自己的帖啊：）不過，掛首之後的帖子不能再更改了：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/04/2020 postreply 14:22:46

• 願意玩一句話翻譯嗎？大家輪流主持： -beautifulwind- ♀ (135 bytes) () 11/04/2020 postreply 18:36:59