《羅刹海市 Rotten HS》translated by AP33912
羅刹國向東兩萬六千裏
Rotten land east 26 thousand li,
過七衝越焦海三寸的黃泥地
Across Qichong, down under, a 3-inch muddy piece,
隻為那有一條一丘河
For there is one famous Yiqiu river.
河水流過苟苟營
Water runs through a go-go camp.
苟苟營當家的叉杆兒喚作馬戶
Go-go camp's 2nd chair called Horse Hu.
十裏花場有渾名
In brothels land he is so well known.
她兩耳傍肩三孔鼻
She has got big ears and a three-holes nose,
未曾開言先轉腚
before talk turning her butt.
每一日蹲窩裏把蛋來臥
Every day she sits in a cage hatching her eggs.
老粉嘴多半輩兒以為自己是隻雞
this pinky old-bird thinks she is a chicken.
那馬戶不知道他是一頭驢
That horse Hu doesn’t--- know he is donkey.
那又鳥不知道他是一隻雞
That You bird doesn't ---know she's a rooster.
勾欄從來扮高雅
Street plays pretend to show elegancy.
自古公公好威名
Eunuchs always love being rich and “fame.
打西邊來了一個小夥兒他叫馬驥
A youth come from west, called Horse Ji.
美豐姿 少倜儻 華夏的子弟
A Chinese, looked young, with a shining dress.
隻為他人海泛舟搏風打浪
He worked for other fighting the wind and waves,
龍遊險灘流落惡地
overcoming dangers, lost in shallow of sin.
他見這羅刹國裏常顛倒
He sees the Rotten land twisted upside-down.
馬戶愛聽那又鳥的曲
Horse Hu loves hearing you bird’s song.
三更的草雞打鳴當司晨
The hen (female chicken) at midnight calls for dawn~.
半扇門楣上裱真情
On door lintel, she expresses true love.
它紅描翅那個黑畫皮
Then paints her wings red and skin black,
綠繡雞冠金鑲蹄
cockscomb & hooves green and golden.
可是那從來煤蛋兒生來就黑
But since day of born coal-ball not well cleaned.
不管你咋樣洗呀那也是個髒東西
No matter how you wash, it’s still a dirty thing~.
那馬戶不知道他是一頭驢
That Horse Hu doesn't ---know he is a donkey.
那又鳥不知道他是一隻雞
That You bird doesn't ---know she is a rooster.
豈有畫堂登豬狗
How could Galleries fill dog and pig?
哪來鞋拔作如意
How could shoehorns turn jade jewelry?
它紅描翅那個黑畫皮
She paints wings red and skin black.
綠繡雞冠金鑲蹄
Then cockscomb & hooves green and golden.
可是那從來煤蛋兒生來就黑
But since day of born coal-ball not well cleaned.
不管你咋樣洗呀那也是個髒東西
No matter how you wash, it’s still a dirty thing.
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Love has a heart shape it can be good or bad,
百樣愛也有千樣的壞
hundred kinds of love may have thousands of badness.
女子為好非全都好
The ladies are good but not all of them,
還有黃蜂尾上針
there is needle on Wasp's end.
西邊的歐鋼有老板
The Euro steel plant has a boss,
生兒維特根斯坦
the son named Wittgen~stein.
他言說馬戶驢又鳥雞
He said Horse Hu is a donkey and You bird a chi.
到底那馬戶是驢還是驢是又鳥雞
Is Horse Hu a donkey or is the donkey You bird chicken?
那驢是雞那個雞是驢那雞是驢那個驢是雞
是我們人類根本的問題
is human’s fundamental problem~~~
GOOD WEEKEND!
