【囧囧有神】英文羅刹海市首發《Rotten HS》及me同性戀啊?

  

羅刹海市被比喻成x國家(Russia/China,etc.), y政黨(Democrats)，或z某人，就是一個相對腐敗的東西（rotten的）。俺加入一個新的詞，'go-go' 英文更形象，在歐美或是一個娛樂場所, 俺覺得這翻譯比刀郎的原版更好玩，輕鬆一些。

 

Now，講到那個故事吧，記得剛來美國不久，朋友到海邊一個酒吧裏去參觀一下，剛坐下來就圍過來幾個男的，打扮得很特別；有的還比較有點溫柔過分的樣子，他們說，”你們要找哪一個男的呀？是江安（john）的還是米殼 （mike），我們這邊今天晚上人很多。”

 

馬上感覺是一個同性戀的酒吧，所以就找一個借口從廁所裏麵溜走了，後來的這個朋友，

一大嘴巴， 老講這個酒吧故事，後來反而被人家說我們兩個是gay， 成為一個笑話，這個笑話一直笑到今天。

《羅刹海市 Rotten HS》translated by AP33912

羅刹國向東兩萬六千裏

Rotten land east 26 thousand li,

過七衝越焦海三寸的黃泥地

Across Qichong, down under, a 3-inch muddy piece,

 隻為那有一條一丘河

For there is one famous Yiqiu river.

 河水流過苟苟營

Water runs through a go-go camp.

 苟苟營當家的叉杆兒喚作馬戶

Go-go camp's  2nd chair called Horse Hu.

 十裏花場有渾名

In  brothels land he is so well known.

 她兩耳傍肩三孔鼻

She has got big ears and a three-holes nose,

 未曾開言先轉腚

 before talk turning her butt.

 每一日蹲窩裏把蛋來臥

Every day she sits in a cage hatching her eggs.

 老粉嘴多半輩兒以為自己是隻雞

this pinky old-bird thinks she is a chicken.

 那馬戶不知道他是一頭驢

That horse Hu doesn’t--- know he is donkey.

 那又鳥不知道他是一隻雞

That You bird doesn't ---know she's a rooster.

 勾欄從來扮高雅

Street plays pretend to show elegancy.

 自古公公好威名

Eunuchs always love being rich and “fame.

 打西邊來了一個小夥兒他叫馬驥

A youth come from west, called  Horse Ji.

 美豐姿 少倜儻 華夏的子弟

A Chinese, looked young, with a shining dress.

 隻為他人海泛舟搏風打浪

He worked for other fighting the wind and waves,

 龍遊險灘流落惡地

overcoming dangers,  lost in shallow of sin.

 他見這羅刹國裏常顛倒

He sees the Rotten land twisted upside-down.

 馬戶愛聽那又鳥的曲

Horse Hu loves hearing you bird’s song.

 三更的草雞打鳴當司晨

The hen (female chicken) at midnight calls for dawn~.

 半扇門楣上裱真情

On door lintel, she expresses true love.

 它紅描翅那個黑畫皮

Then paints her wings red and skin black,

 綠繡雞冠金鑲蹄

cockscomb & hooves green and golden.

 可是那從來煤蛋兒生來就黑

But since day of born coal-ball not well cleaned.

 不管你咋樣洗呀那也是個髒東西

No matter how you wash, it’s still a dirty thing~.

 那馬戶不知道他是一頭驢

That Horse Hu doesn't ---know he is a donkey.

 那又鳥不知道他是一隻雞

That You bird doesn't ---know she is a rooster.

 豈有畫堂登豬狗

How could Galleries fill dog and pig?

哪來鞋拔作如意

How could shoehorns turn jade jewelry?

它紅描翅那個黑畫皮

She paints wings red and skin black.

 綠繡雞冠金鑲蹄

Then cockscomb & hooves green and golden.

 可是那從來煤蛋兒生來就黑

But since day of born coal-ball not well cleaned.

 不管你咋樣洗呀那也是個髒東西

No matter how you wash, it’s still a dirty thing.

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Love has a heart shape it can be good or bad,

 百樣愛也有千樣的壞

hundred kinds of love may have thousands of badness.

 女子為好非全都好

The ladies are good but not all of them,

 還有黃蜂尾上針

there is needle on Wasp's end.

 西邊的歐鋼有老板

The Euro steel plant has a boss,

 生兒維特根斯坦

the son named Wittgen~stein.

 他言說馬戶驢又鳥雞

He said Horse Hu is a donkey and You bird a chi.

 到底那馬戶是驢還是驢是又鳥雞

Is Horse Hu a donkey or is the donkey You bird chicken?

 那驢是雞那個雞是驢那雞是驢那個驢是雞

 是我們人類根本的問題

is  human’s fundamental  problem~~~

 

 

GOOD WEEKEND!