跟著律師去看戲

律師 Bob 掙了外塊，請了四個好朋友去看戲。喜清靜有幸在被請之列。周六下午五點在律師家聚齊，五個人喝了一個半小時的酒。喜清靜一共喝了半杯，暈暈乎乎。六點半整，一輛黑亮黑亮的加長轎車停在了律師門口。不知其他幾個人怎麽樣，喜清靜反正是沒做過。

律師鬼鬼祟祟的說，咱們去看 The Full Monty。喜清靜說沒聽說過，請說說。

律師擠眉弄眼的說，It is about male strippers. 脫光光。其他幾個朋友也跟著起哄附和，對，脫光光。

喜清靜故做瀟灑狀，不敢不信，也不敢全信。整場戲看的是忐忐忑忑，坐立不安。最後五個男演員還真來了個脫光光。扯掉衣服的同時，舞台燈光大亮，照瞎了全場的眼。白花花一片。什麽也看不見。

待燈光暗下來時，隻見個個觀眾揉眼睛。五個脫光光的男演員已用大毛巾捂了個嚴嚴實實。

 

下麵是網上找的關於次劇的說明。其實是個下崗勵誌劇。

The Full Monty is a musical with a book by Terrence McNally and score by David Yazbek

In this Americanized musical stage version adapted from the 1997 British film of the same name, six unemployed Buffalo steelworkers, low on both cash and prospects, decide to present a strip act at a local club after seeing their wives' enthusiasm for a touring company of Chippendales. One of them, Jerry, declares that their show will be better than the Chippendales dancers because they'll go "the full monty"—strip all the way. As they prepare for the show, working through their fears, self-consciousness, and anxieties, they overcome their inner demons and find strength in their camaraderie