英文幽默:An Absent-minded Professor 健忘教授

英文幽默:An Absent-minded Professor 健忘教授

No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new destination, frantically searching his pockets for his ticket. "Forget about it, Father," said the conductor, recognizing him as a regular. "I'm sure you paid for a ticket." "I can't forget about the ticket," Father Martin replied nervously. "I need to know where I'm going."


毫無疑問，我的同事、Martin神父是個有點健忘的教授。他經常到別的教區給生病的牧師替班。一個周六，他又坐火車出發了，但到驗票時，他卻怎麽都找不著放在衣服口袋裏麵的火車票。因為老坐火車，列車員認得教授，因此對他說，“不用找了，我想你肯定已經買過票了。”“我得把票找出來”，Martin神父不安地回答。“我得弄清楚我是要去哪”。

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• Way to go! 再加油！ -blueswan- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/23/2009 postreply 22:13:10

• Thanks, Swan mm, 謝謝鼓勵~ -天澤園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2009 postreply 17:25:15

• ha! I'm sometimes just like this 健忘教授 -lilac09- ♀ (151 bytes) () 09/24/2009 postreply 10:17:40

• 回複：ha! I'm sometimes just like this 健忘教授 -天澤園- ♀ (205 bytes) () 09/24/2009 postreply 17:29:18

• Goog reading. -YuGong- ♂ (66 bytes) () 09/24/2009 postreply 20:58:22