大爺熱衷廣場舞 舞伴不夠,狗子來湊
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【文/ 陸雨聆】“人不如狗”係列又出新番了。
今天(1月8日),一段大爺跳廣場舞的視頻逗得不少網友捧腹。別人家都是大爺配大媽,大媽配大媽:
這位沒有舞伴的大爺,牽著條狗子就跳了起來,緩緩扭向著舞台的正中央。
跳得起勁,還玩起了愛的魔力轉圈圈。動作之流暢,節奏之統一,合作之默契,畫風之和諧,讓人刹那間忘記他們是一人一狗:
一群手腳不協調星人頓時無地自容:
還有網友認出,這大爺好像在去年夏天,就曾帶著同一條狗子跳過舞。當時狗子對舞蹈還頗為不熟悉,動作僵硬,節奏混亂,不知所措,完全就是“被迫營業”:
最近雖然天氣寒冷,但大爺對廣場舞的熱情絲毫不減,又拖著狗子上陣了。經過半年的曆練,狗子跟大爺的配合也有了質的飛躍,再也不用被拖著走了。
是狗子更好用,還是大媽管得嚴?狗子為這個家付出了太多……
一群狗主人在看到之後,也表示躍躍欲試。不過有人點出,狗子看似學會了跳舞,但不建議大家回家效仿:
四肢著地的狗子長期後腿站立,會對其脊椎產生極大壓力,繼而造成腰部、髖部等損傷,嚴重時可能會致癱。
如果你家的狗子也有舞蹈天賦,讓它和著音樂打打滾就得了。
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