大媽IKEA床上睡的正香 忽然被掀開棉被...
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知名家具業者IKEA(宜家家居)賣場,不時會出現真把賣場當成自家沉睡、躺著滑手機的各式奧客,中國也有同樣情況,中國網路紅人"龍哥"便號召同伴出招反製,一群人圍攻熟睡中的顧客,翻看棉被、枕頭、床鋪等,讓這些奧客們不得不起床。
龍哥昨天將在IKEA惡搞奧客們的影片po到《微博》,影片中,他帶領數人在賣場內尋找睡覺中的顧客,然後開始翻看、討論棉被怎樣、床鋪如何,驚醒的顧客氣罵:"有病啊"、"你們誰啊",龍哥等人則若無其事地表示就是要看看床。
還有一名老伯在一張沙發上抱著枕頭熟睡,龍哥等人不但翻看沙發墊子,還把枕頭從老伯手上抽出,老伯醒來不滿表示:"幹嘛啊你們,我正他媽睡的香呢!你們幹嘛啊!"眾人表示就是看看沙發,男子不滿再嗆:"沒看見我這正睡的香呢!你們這些人怎麽這麽沒素質啊!混蛋!"
中國網友們看了影片紛紛留言"老頭,到底誰沒素質?真不理解"、"最後那個老人還有理了?倚老賣老"、"最後那個大爺是活了千年的雙標王八吧"、"我最不能理解的是為什麽要去宜家睡?被很多人坐啊躺啊,多髒啊"、"這些人幹嘛,沒家嗎?"、"就得給這些沒素質的人一個教訓"。
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