my fate

Ihadaninterestingconversionwithmydaughterlastnight.hereitis:
---Mommy,MollysaysshewantstomarryAustin
---Oh??howdidyouknowthat?
---ShetoldtheteacherandtheteachersaidNo.
---DoesAustinwantstomarryhertoo?
---No,Austinsaidhewillmarryhismommywhenhegrewup,buttheteachersaidNo.
---Ok,whodoyouwanttomarry?
---Mommy,IwanttomarryPrincePhillipeonceIgrewup.(thisprincephillipeisinthesn...[閱讀全文]

最成功的農民工是毛澤東，農民進城，20人擠著住一張床，走後門在北大當一圖書管理員，可人家沒被趕出城，還擁有了正式北京戶口，並成為主席---比皇上還威風。權利無人可比。（至於私生活咱不提了，人家想幹啥就幹啥。）最成功的海龜是鄧小平，法國留學，還打工--藍領的工，也成為主席。為什麽我就這麽慘？不奢望主席的POSITION，連找個好工作都這麽費勁？愁無米下[閱讀全文]